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Kiss My Ass Oil Collection


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This is a set of 8 Hoodoo Oils in .50 ounce glass bottles.

• As You Please: Remember the movie in which Princess Buttercup kept making the farm boy do the simplest of chores and tasks for her at her every whim just to hear him say, "As You Wish?" Well, this oil is kind of like that. It is said that when sprinkled on the ground or placed where your target will come in contact with it, they will return to you. It is also used to cause others to wish to please you at any cost. It is not just for lovers or strayed lovers, it is for anyone that you wish would be a slave to your whims or desires. Fragranced with orange blossom, musk, fresh mint, and more.

• Bend Over: This oil is said to be extremely potent to not only make other people do your bidding, but also break hexes and order spirits to return to their sender.

• Do As I Say: The name is pretty much self-explanatory. It is for getting someone to do what you say, see things your way, agree with whatever you say. The fragrance is calamus, mint, cedar, and more.

• I Can You Can't: Is someone trying to out-do you, or just seems to have more than they deserve? This oil can be used when an enemy is trying to diminish you in any way (any area of your life: work, love, money, success of any kind), or is spreading gossip about your or laying a trap for you. Sprinkle this oil on something they must touch, or use on candles that represent your enemy. Then consider it done and waste no further time, thought, or energy worrying about the problem. It will be taken care of in time and in a way that is to your advantage so you will come out on top and they will be on bottom. Get the advantage over them by wearing it on yourself, as well, and focus on your own success and having them out of your way. The fragrance is magnolia, apple blossom, wisteria, peony, and more.

• Essence of Bend Over: This is an oil that is similar to Bend Over oil but is slightly different in composition. This is a commanding formula often used with purple candles for manipulating people into being agreeable to you, doing favors for you without being asked and without complaining. And it helps t make life easier in general with regards to difficult people in your life. Fragrance is floral, yet it has a commanding effect to it as well with essential oils of vetiver root, calamus root, licorice root, and high john root oils.

• Compelling: Use this oil to gain power for yourself to change things so they go in your favor. It is used to compel others to give in to you, get someone to give you money that is owed to you, and more. The fragrance is highly floral with quality lavender, lilac, honeysuckle, violet, and more.

• Domination: Use whenever power, domination, and control is needed over a situation or a difficult person. Not to be used lightly or to an unfair advantage or in situations of abuse. Use only when you yourself are being treated unfairly, because this oil can have a way of twisting it back on you if the spirits deem that you yourself need a dose of karmic retribution. Fragrance is patchouli, vetivert, licorice, frankincense, and more.

• Commanding: This oil is used to command and influence others towards your goals. You can use a small amount in the palm of your hand before meeting with a person you want to influence. Be sure to shake their hand and look them in the eye while focusing on your will. Fragrance is bergamot, bay, calamus, high john root, and more.

One of the best pieces of advice, and the most memorable, is one that my Mom gave me a couple of years before she passed away. They were very wise words, from a woman in her seventies who had lived long enough to know. She said, "Sometimes, you just have to tell the world to kiss your ass."

I have carefully chosen all of these formulas to work well together; you can use just one or a couple of blends, or even all of them, layering them to increase the energy needed for you to reach your goals and desires.

Add a few drops to an oil burner or wax lamp. My oils make an excellent aromatherapy tool for meditating on your goals and desires. The oil you receive will be made especially for you when you order.

Many of the formulas that I use are old traditional Hoodoo condition oil recipes, some even very rare with hard-to-find ingredients, and some are my own formula, blended according to the carefully researched metaphysical properties of the herbs and roots. I study and practice Hoodoo and New Orleans Voodoo, and have collected hundreds of oil recipes from various sources over the years.

I use only the finest herbs, roots, curios, and essential oils. Carrier oils can vary depending upon the formula and can include any of the following: sunflower oil, grape seed oil, extra virgin olive oil, avocado oil, clear jojoba oil, sweet almond oil, castor oil, palm oil, mineral oil, apricot kernel oil, fractionated coconut oil, and camelina oil. Please test a small area on your skin first for allergy purposes. For external use only. The bottles I use are clear glass and are Boston rounds that are fairly durable thick glass and have a heavy feel to them. So, they will last a long time, as will your oil; I use a few drops of Vitamin E oil in each bottle for freshness so your oil will last.

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